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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Hectic Hiatus

The hiatus is from blogging, as you'll note if you glance at the posting dates.  The hecticism is from life.  Consider this a hiatus from the hiatus and then I'll probably slip back into non-bloggerdom until September.

It hasn't been bad hecticism, but I'll give you the Top Ten Life Altering Events which have interfered with my blogging since I posted last.  Since when do I blog about my life?  Generally I don't, because I have too much to say about what I've been doing in the kitchen.  But life has cut into my kitchen adventures, so I haven't conducted many experiments lately.  None worth reporting on anyway.  If you're wishing I'd shut up already and give you the Top Ten, your wish is granted.

1. End of school year. Crazy nuts no matter how you're connected to the education system - as a parent, as a student, as a teacher.  Or how about as a parent to 3 students married to a teacher?  

2. Made an offer on a house with a new kitchen for improved copycatting!

3. Grandpa turned 80! I was able to copycat a fondant horse I found on the internet.  Here's how his cake turned out:
I also made Marshmallow Fondant for the first time. This slacker has been buying it at a ridiculous cost from Micheal's.  And since you asked for it, here are my two bits on fondant.

Wilton fondant: looks nice, tastes like *#$&, costs an arm, and is difficult to work with.  
Duff fondant:looks nice, tastes like better *#$&, costs a leg, and is much easier to work with. 
Marshmallow fondant:looks nice, tastes pretty ok, super cheap, super easy to work with.  

Marshmallow Fondant, thanks to About.com
4 cups mini marshmallows
4 cups icing sugar, plus extra for dusting
2 tbsp water
food coloring or flavored extracts, optional

Basic steps:

Dust counter with icing sugar. Place mallows and water in large microwave bowl, nuke on high until marshmallows are puffy.  Stir mallows with a rubber spatula until melted and free of lumps.  Add icing sugar and stir until impossible to stir anymore.  Scrape onto work surface.  Dust hands and knead
the mixture like bread dough until it's smooth and no longer sticky.  Add more sugar if necessary.  Once the fondant is a smooth ball, it's ready.  Add coloring and extract by kneading it in.  Roll it out, wrap in cling for later, whatever you want! 


4. The sudden passing of our beloved principal.  Grieving, prayers, funeral and extra school related details for The Husband to attend to. 

5. The Husband becomes Associate Principal for next year. Very unexpected, very proud of him, very sad because of the circumstances which made the position available. 

6. New home inspection, financing, negotiations...

7. Camping trip to Saskatchewan to nab a new sister.  We infiltrated Grenfell so my brother could get married!  A Western wedding called for a Western cake...
The folks at the Co-op and liquor store will never forget the weekend we came to town. Cleaned them out of ice and beer the first night. The poor folks at St. Columbkille didn't know what hit them when we all marched in for Sunday Mass.  12 extra adults and 7 extra kids...I think we doubled the congregation.

8. Camping trip to Manitoba to visit family. No cooking, no cakes.  Firepit, family, fireworks. 

9. First time camping in a Walmart parking lot overnight on the way home.  Phew! Now I can check that of my bucket list!  Walmart: parking lot by day, KOA by night.  

10. First time attending Roman Catholic Mass in a car dealership. Ten points if you can name the place! I love Sundays on the road!  You just never know what kinda Mass you're gonna get.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Monday, May 10, 2010

Confession: I Hate Meatloaf

I do hate meatloaf, usually.  Growing up on a cattle ranch, let's just say we ate a whole lotta anything and everything that can be made out of ground beef.   Meatloaf is not on my top ten list, but cheese is!  So if you hate meatloaf (like I do) this is the recipe for you!  I still hate meatloaf, with the exception of this one recipe.  But then, it's not really meatloaf.  It's just cheese wrapped in meat, so more like a treasure hunt. 

Stuffed Italian Meatloaf - from Buns in the Oven
compliments of Wendy

1.5 lbs ground beef
2 large eggs, beaten
3/4 cup dry bread crumbs
1 teaspoon Italian seasoning
1 tsp oregano
1 tsp basil
1 tsp garlic salt (or 1 minced clove of garlic)
1/4 cup dried minced onion
1 can diced tomatoes, drained (or 1 can tomato sauce)
2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese
A prayer and a pinch o' love

In a large bowl, combine all ingredients but cheese.  Mix thoroughly.  Put mixture on waxed paper and press flat into a 9x12 inch rectangle. Layer shredded cheese on top of rectangle, leaving approximately 1/2 inch around the edges.  Roll from the short end, jelly roll style.  Seal the ends and place on a rack in a baking dish.  Bake at 350 for 1 hour or until done.

Friday, May 7, 2010

Have a Droopy Birthday, It's Good for the Morale.

Happy birthday to one of The Girls! I wish there was a witty rationale for the Duck Cake, but there isn't.  I'm not trying to imply the birthday girl is an ugly ducking.  She's not.  She's cute and ducks are cute, and it's a fun pan that I haven't used in several years.  I used the yummiest gooiest icing you'll ever taste, if you're in the market for yummy gooey icing!

Snow Peak Frosting

1 1/4 cups white corn syrup
2 egg whites at room temp.
pinch salt
1 tsp vanilla
A prayer and a pinch o' love

Heat syrup until boiling. Mix egg whites on high with electric mixer until "peaks" form. Add salt. Slowly pour in syrup, continuing to beat until frosting is fluffy and hangs from beater in "peaks."  Fold in vanilla.  Dye is preferred.  This icing is best served fresh.

It wasn't long before our poor little duck began to age.  Is this a bad omen for the birthday girl? I sure hope not!  Duckie did not age well.

 A little reconstructive surgery and our birthday girl was happy. 

Gnat's Famous Potato Soup

There's nothing to say about this soup. Just make it. It's that good.

Gnat's Homemade Potato Soup - from Buns in the Oven

6 potatoes, peeled and cut into bite sized pieces
2 onions, chopped
2 carrots, peeled and chopped
2 stalks celery, sliced
6 chicken boullion cubes
1 tablespoon dried parsley flakes
4 cups water
1 tablespoon salt
1/3 cup butter
pepper, to taste
8 ounces sour cream
finely chopped chives
shredded cheese
a prayer and a pinch o' love

Combine all ingredients except sour cream, chives, and cheese in pot and bring to a boil.  Reduce heat and simmer until potatoes tender, approximately 20 minutes.  Stir in sour cream during final 10 minutes.  If desired, mash some or all of the potatoes before serving.  Garnish with chives and shredded cheese.

Crockpot - combine all ingredients and cook on low 10-12 hours, or high 3-4 hours.  Stir in sour cream during final 30 minutes.  Garnish as above.


While you're at it, make the best homemade buns ever to go with it. You won't be sorry.  
 












No Knead Buns - from 4H Favorites
in memory of Sally Froland, Leader, Czar Metiskow Beef Club

5 cups warm water
3/4 cup sugar
2 tbsp yeast
2 eggs, beaten
3/4 cup cooking oil
1/8 cup salt
12 cups flour
a prayer and a pinch o' love

Dissolve sugar and yeast in warm water.  Let rise 15 minutes. Mix eggs, oil, and salt well, then add to yeast mixture.  Add flour.  Let rise 1.5 hours.  Make into buns and let rise again for 1.5 hours.  Bake at 325-350 for 15 - 20 minutes until golden brown. Yields 54 buns.

Friday, April 9, 2010

A first time for everything.

An acquaintance asked me to make her wedding cake.  Excited by this daunting task, I was also a little worried that my skills were not up to par for that kind of a project.  As I'd never worked with fondant on a square tiers before, I decided to practice.  Happy 30th birthday to The Husband....with a tiered fondant cake. 

OY. This is not how the corners are supposed to look.  I didn't publish this until now because I didn't want the bride to have a heart attack.

Bottom layer.

Trial and error is my teacher. The top layer turned out better and I figured out how to make the corners nice.  

Ready to tackle the wedding cake; the lifelong happiness of a young couple resting squarely on my shoulders.  The Big Reveal, my first wedding cake:

 


For variety, I made 3 kinds of cake. The top layer is Lemon Poppyseed, thanks to Baba Boyko for the suggestion.  The middle layer is French Vanilla, and the bottom layer is Chocolate Cherry.  The bride was happy.  If the bride's happy, we're all happy. 

And they lived happily ever after.

Confession: I Play With My Food

It's true. I love to play with my food, especially cakes and gingerbread.  Here are a few samplings from over the years...see for yourself:



Before I learned about dowels. Oops.